jump-into-that-fire said:

I can't listen to Black Cat without laughing because Blake


DUDE IM SORRY.
HE GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD A FEW HUNDRED TIMES


I want some juice

Yes Melissa give me juice Naow

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via mic-ro-wave)

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

I tried to stretch my ears to 10g today and now im bleeding

chadthesadhatter:

and now 6:42 tumblr finally dies down as the respective fandoms blogs and various other groups go to eat……

Jk i eat at my computer

brownley:

my thoughts on boys

  • i hate boys
  • boys are stupid
  • they’re smelly
  • down with boys
  • oh wait
  • wow
  • they’re really cute
  • look at their cute backs
  • look at their cute faces
  • their smiles
  • and bellies
  • and voices
  • boys (◡‿◡✿) 
  • wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)
  • bo
  • y
  • s
  • BOYS (#゚Д゚)ゴルァ!!
  • i hate boys

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oswidge:

pick up line: please

(Source: growlithed, via tonycantouchmyveil)

dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

^ this!

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