DUDE IM SORRY.
HE GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD A FEW HUNDRED TIMES
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
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I tried to stretch my ears to 10g today and now im bleeding
and now 6:42 tumblr finally dies down as the respective fandoms blogs and various other groups go to eat……
Jk i eat at my computer
my thoughts on boys
- i hate boys
- boys are stupid
- they’re smelly
- down with boys
- oh wait
- wow
- they’re really cute
- look at their cute backs
- look at their cute faces
- their smiles
- and bellies
- and voices
- boys (◡‿◡✿)
- wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)
- bo
- y
- s
- BOYS (#゚Д゚)ゴルァ!!
- i hate boys
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dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
^ this!
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